Wishing You a Pongtastic Holiday!

Greetings Pongheads! (and those of you in Recovery)

The Holidays are upon us in full force, so what better time than to feature Shirt Be With You's Ever-Expanding line of Beer Pong gear. Cause be it Winter-Break, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever glorious reason for celebration, December is one of the Top 12 best months to play beer pong.

Our newest product comes in over 100 different color and style combos, so there's definitely something for everybody's wardrobe. And on top of being a super-snazzy design, it's a public health reminder as well!







We also offer a tip from The Surgeon General. (See Larger View) for close-up of the warning label.


If you prefer to look at Beer Pong from an historical perspective, we offer a rendition of what Michelangelo himself would have painted had beer pong been around during the Renaissance.


Finally, lest we forget who your wacko crazy relatives say is the Reason For The Season.

Both of us at Shirt Be With You's would also like to announce our pending "Myspace Friend Of The Month" "Award". Each month we'll select a Friend who posts a comment on our page and in a newsletter, we'll feature a product that we think jives with that friend's profile - selected at random. If we don't have a product, we'll make one, cause the bottom line is, we heart you. And said product will be discounted across the board for 48 hours.

So if you are one of our friends, just post a comment and you're eligible for the January Honor. If you're not, well, what the heck are you waiting for?

Have a Pongtastic Holiday!
Both of us at Shirt Be With You

Ever See a Man Say Goodbye to a Shoe Before?

If You haven't seen this then my friends, you are in for a treat. Seems somebody took umbrance with George W. Bush (gee, really? why?) and hurled their shoes at him, shouting"This is your farewell present you dog!" while the size 10's zipped past the poor fool's head.

You KNOW we couldn't let this one go by without a little commemoration. Actually, two!

We have this shirt, our own rendition of the hysterical event:

And also, for team players out there:

And while these don't neccessarily celebrate the Great Loafer Hurl of 08, you'll probabably enjoy these as well, MY BAD and WE WILL NEVER FORGET:

There's less than a month to go of the Bush pResidency so stock up on this memorabilia now. While we're not soothsayers, we do predict with great confidence that there will never, ever, ever be another Administration that makes us all laugh, cry and drink as much as this one did.

We won't go so far to guarantee, however, that this is the last time a President has shoes tossed his way. Frankly, we're hoping this becomes a trend. Even if, in our heart of hearts, we prefer people throw lunchmeat instead.

Shirt be With You!

and also with you

What Would Jesus Smell?

Here at Shirt Be With You, we're proud to announce that we have answered the age old question with a Golden Rule from a very high authority: WHO FARTED?

And while we don't have the Lord's permission on this one, we're giving you the go-ahead to celebrate the holidays in style

And for the Dog Lover, or, just the sane human on your X-Mas list this year, we have a simple and eloquent statement

Finally, Chrismanakaza is a time to capture the memories. So this might come in handy

Check back often as we've got some new stuff going up semi-regularly. And remember: Never Follow a Hippie to a Second Location.

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Just In Time For Bowl Season

This year's College Football Bowl schedule is historic. Never in the history of collegiate sports has the NCAA put together such an unappealing slate of games. At Shirt Be With You, we couldn't be happier!

The worse the game, the better the excuse to drink. And why not celebrate Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve when you finish watching Notre Dame play by showing up to church in this Drink Like a Champion Zip-Up Hooded Sweatshirt. It's a brand new product at shirtbewithyou and there will be plenty more to come.

And if that doesn't tickle your fancy, you can always wait for the National Championship Game on January 8th when Oklahoma takes on America's Penis.

Finally, if you're either a Rutgers guy, or you just really love mufflers and you're all about the Meineke Car Care Bowl, then you might just want to let the Wolfpack that not only did they get whooped up in the Civil War, but they don't match up in 2008 Either!

Since Barack Obama made the gas prices so very low this holiday season, you should have plenty of money to blow at shirtbewithyou.com, so tap into that 401(k) if you must, or liquidate some stocks during his next press conference and go wild.

Remember, there's something incredibly stupid for everyone at shirtbewithyou

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We are officially open for business! The latest shirts, boxers, mugs, hats, jeez - everything. Check it out today and spread the word!


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Under 24 Hours Till Launch!

And we're in the midst of one of the most bizarre weeks I can ever remember. For starters, Philadelphia is home to a world champion for the first time since the early 80s. Speaking for myself, that's pretty much the span of my sports-viewing lifetime.

And beyond that, the American people are on the brink if making history. That's right, for the first time in our lifetime, the people are poised to elect a Democratic President that doesn't hail from the confederacy.

Combined with our launch at or around midnight tonight, it makes for a pretty busy weekend here at shirt be with you. After all, along with Drinking and Midgets and Canadians, Sports and Politics are our biggest passions.


We congratulate the city of Philadelphia on a long-deserved title, and we look forward to issuing a similar congratulations as soon as the Virginia polls close on Tuesday.

Us vs. Phils vs. Rays

So what will happen first: A World Series Champ will be crowned or Shirt Be With You will officially be launched? We're not betting men (OK, that's a lie) but we think that the City of Brotherly Love and Batteries will be celebrating like they haven't since the Reagan Era.

We at Shirt Be With You wish the Phils nothing but the best tonight, tomorrow, or whenever Clueless Bud Selig decides to let them play. And when we launch on November 1, if for the first time since I believed in things only kids believed in, the city of Philadelphia is the home of a world champion (without the help of Jon Bon Jovi), there will be a very special product or three for all fans to enjoy.


See you in 3 Days!

Both of us at Shirt Be With You

8 More Days

8 DAYS TILL LAUNCH And we're starting to think we're going to have an Obama Presidency to kick off our venture. That's great news for you as an American, great news for us as Americans, but bad news for business. Sure, Obama will fix the economy and put more money in your pocket to buy more fabulous shirt be with you products and all, but much like George Bush, the material and the T-shirts write themselves for John McCain.

The other obvious bright side to a McCain defeat is that Sarah Palin will have more time to spend browsing shirtbewithyou.com and that can only mean good things for our bottom line.

Still, we're not ready to make an endorsement yet. But one is forthcoming. You can be sure of that my friends.

See you in 8 Days

Both of us at shirtbewithyou.com

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Sixteen Days Till Launch

And you have to be wondering, how is the official launch of shirt be with you going to affect Joe the Plumber? Well under our plan, Joe the Plumber will not have to pay a dime more in shipping costs for shirt be with you products than anyone else that selects the same shipping options as Joe the Plumber. Now if Joe the Plumber wants his products to be there the next day, then Joe, you're rich, Congratulations Joe the Plumber.

See you in 16 Days,
Both of us at shirt be with you.

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