March On Lads!

It's been a while but the new and improved Shirt Be With You is up and running. You'll find it much easier to navigate than it was before "The Incident" (if you don't know what the incident was, by all means, google "Shirt Be With You") and it couldn't have come at a better time: Less than a month before the grandest of all Holidays.

Shirt Be With You is your home for unique Irish T-Shirts, Thongs, Pillows and dog shit. Well, not literal dog shit, but shit you can buy for your dog.

So take a gander at the new and improved Shirt Be With You, find a nice Irish ware for himself or herself and Rise Up Your Pints...

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Fat Guys For Gaming At The Meadowlands And Jesus- MISSION STATEMENT

A cause near and dear to us:

Fat Guys For Gaming At The Meadowlands And Jesus
MISSION STATEMENT

We, the Fat Guys For Gaming At The Meadowlands And Jesus believe the following:
1. There must be full scale casino gambling implemented at the Meadowlands as soon as possible.
2. To make up for any potential shortfall in Atlantic City revenues, the state must petition the Federal Government for the right to allow legal sports wagering within the Atlantic City city limits.
3. Xanadu is a total waste, an eyesore that actually makes the New Jersey Turnpike look even worse. Furthermore, it’s never going to open, and who the hell would want to ski indoors off of Route 3 when you can do real skiing an hour away in Vernon? This monstrosity should be shut down and become a Foxwoods-style Casino.
4. There should be midget wrestling at the Izod Center, that you can legally wager on.
5. The track is a fucking joke. We propose a “Bring Your Own Beer” and Free Nachos policy.
6. There should be a 200 foot high statue of “Jesus of the Meadowlands” errected on Route 120, complete with the Lord wearing a Giants helmet, a Jets Jersey, a Foam Rutgers #1 hand and he should be standing at a blackjack table.
7. No Beer at any any Meadowlands event should cost more than $3 (Domestic) or $4 (Imported).
8. The Nets must vacate the premises immediately. NBA Teams scheduled to play the Nets for the remainder of their lease will instead play a rotating team of 12 FGFGATMAJ Members.
9. The Half-way must immediately be reopened with prices the same as they were in 2001.
10. While a train is a good start, we believe there should be complimentary taxi service that stretches at least as south as Neptune, NJ and as west as West Milford, NJ

Surprise, Surprise! Brett Favre's in Minnesota. Shirt Be With You sympathizes with all ye Cheeseheads out there. After all, while we think the Great White North is a Wondeful State , in our heart of hearts, we can't help but side with a state known for Cheese, Beer, Cured Meats, Laverne & Shirley and Beer.

Allegedly the terms of Mr. Favre's contract was simple: Thirty Pieces of Silver. To comemorate this wilful act of betrayl, Shirt Be With You is proud to announce two new designs just in time for football season:

If you want to, in a kind, Midwestern way, simply say BUCK FRETT, you can do so right here!

Or, if you're more into the whole "Name and Number" thing, then JUDAS #4 is where you wanna be!

STAY UP TO DATE WITH SHIRT BE WITH YOU: To keep up with the latest and greatest Shirt Be With You has to offer as we enter the start of the Football season, you can become a fan of us on facebook, you can follow us on twitter, or if you're stubbornly laying claim to that cyber wasteland, shirts will still be with you on myspace.

Happy 20th of August,

Doctor Whiskey

Every Dog Will Have His Day

Well, a lot sure has happened since Shirt Be With You took our summer vacation to volunteer for Habitat for Humanity ("Volunteer" means sit out on the deck and "Habitat for Humanity" means drink some tasty summer brews")....

• Billy Mays did a bump of coke, bumped his head and left us.


• The most infamous Pedophile since John Paul II left us as well.


• Old white people who already have government run-health care are bitching and screaming about plans for government run-health care.


• Big Papi joined Manny Ramirez in the Tainted Red Sox Hall of Fame.


• A Quarterback got PAID.


• Bill Clinton overshadowed Hillary Clinton, Again

But the biggest story this morning is that the Don King of Dog Fighting has found a new home! Yep, Michael Vick, fresh out of the Leavenworth Hilton is the newest member of the Philadelphia Eagles. Shirt Be With You belives strongly in second chances (and 3rd, 4th, etc...), but we also believe that dogs tend to say much more intelligent things than human beings do, so we're proud to feature this dog t-shirt and this dog bowl - both available in sizes for all canines - so dogs across America can speak their minds.

As always, there's much more available at Shirt Be With You and we hope you visit soon.

May the dogs be with you,

Doctor Whiskey

5 Star Hangover

Iran fixed their elections. Nobody would have suspected that. What's even more shocking is that we have a Hangover. So we've been inspired to make some Hangover related merchandise. We think Fat Jesus would be proud. Speaking of Jesus, rumor has it even he's sick of those miserable Jon and Kate losers.

Enjoy:

Hydrate Thyselves!

Greetings Members of the Shirt Be With You Universe, it's been a while.

It's unofficially summer now that Memorial Day Weekend is in the rearview mirror, and we'd like to take this opportunity to talk about our two favorite things: Your health, and the environment. OK, that's a lie. Our two favorite things are little people and Billy Mays' Slider Station.

However, keeping you hydrated and healthy does rank pretty high on our to-do list (even higher than completely updating http://www.shirtbewithyou.com/ - we do swear though, it will be 100% fully functioning before the housing market returns to it's early 2006 form). This summer, beat the heat - or recover from a long day of BBQ'ing with Shirt Be With You's Sigg 1.0 Liter bottles. Made from a single piece of aluminum, it's ultra-lightweight yet rugged and crack-resistant. To minimize unwanted tastes and scents, the inside is lined with a water-based, non-toxic epoxy resin that exceeds FDA leaching requirements. Yes, we have spent many an hour bringing ourselves up to speed with FDA leaching requirements. Just about all of our original designs can be found on these aluminum babies, so you'll have over 100 to chose from.





And there's many, many more available here!

Also, we're happy to announce that we're officially on Facebook, so if you haven't already, become a a Shirt Be With You Fan! No Tweeting for us just yet though.

Yodaspeed,

Both of Us at Shirt Be With You.

Awfully Delightful 90's: 15-11

Getting there, getting there...

15. Semi-Charmed Life (Third Eye Blind). The third (but not final) song to appear in the ultimate 1990's Comedy (American Pie) and when I really think about, probably the prototypical 90's band name. Three monosyllabic words with a teenage perverted undertone. While the song stays true to the trend of whining about how bad/boring your life sucks, it also has a shallow hint of heroin usage- possibly THE drug du jor of the decade for everyone who wasn't hanging out at the Limelight or the Tunnel.

14. Runaway Train (Soul Assylum). I'd have to study the charts, but this might be the original bubble-grunge song. (Like the genre I just created?). Borrowing from the late 1980's (think Fly High Michelle, The Ballad of Jayne or Fly to the Angels), Train is not about the artists sucky drug infested life, but that of somebody near and dear to him. A lost art, really. But everything else fits the mold, and this awful masterpiece was the Jackie Robinson of the Upbeat and Depressing (yes, I'm aware those are polar opposite emotions).

13. Mmmmm, Mmmmm (Crash Test Dummies). Make no mistake: Of the 50 songs on my list, this is CLEARLY the most awful. A 100% pointles song, it tells fables with no real moral to the story about a kid who got in an accident, a family that spazzed the F out in church, and a girl who had a lot of birthmarks. You really can't make this stuff up. However, it's just catchy and stupid enough to bring a modecum of delight to this listener, and coupled with it's high Awful score, it cracks the top 15.

12. Good Riddance/Time of Your Life (Green Day). I'm so happy that I graduated high school two years before this song came out, cause there's no way that Bon Jovi's "Never Say Goodbye" would have beat out this Made-For-Prom-Tune in a million years. Instead I got to dance so close, dance so slow, swear I'd never let you go with my future wife. I haven't been to many proms lately, but I'm going to go on the assumption that this pretty much broke Wonderful Tonight's record for most proms ended. Now, I like Green Day, like them a lot. Dookie was the pefect album for a 17 year old just waking up to the world in 1994, and American Idiot was the perfect, absolutely ultimate capsule of La Resistance during the Bush Error to those oh-so-few-of-us who could see beyond the basic platitudes of "Terra". But in all fairness, this song is hysterically bad. Just bad enough that it made our wedding playlist and our table-gift CD.

11. It Was A Good Day (Ice Cube). I have a fundamental issue with this song. I understand how no barking from the dog and no smog would quantify a great morning and all. But Mama made a breakfast with no hog? That's good? For the same person who hits Fat Burger at 2 AM? Also, while playing basketball last week, Ice Cube fucked around and got a triple double? WHO THE HELL COUNTS THEIR ASSISTS ON THE PLAYGROUND? Or rebounds and points for that matter. Aint' that type of selfish play gonna get you in some pretty deep trouble in South Central LA? All in all, I'm glad Mr. Cube finally, at age 24 got with that girl he was trying to make love to since the 12th grade. And doubly glad that it's considered ironic when one person has the beer and the other's god weed.